She/Her || INTJ-T || Autistic

Contrary to semi-popular belief, I am not gay. But for Jennifer Love Hewitt, I could be.

I love plotting and scheming and being generally evil, doing things with malicious intent. You cannot manipulate the master manipulator.

May I always be lowkey based and not highkey cringe.

BEHIND THE SITE


Ok, my name is not actually Jane. That's just something I got from Breaking Benjamin's song "Diary Of Jane". I don't really care what people refer to me as online so not that it matters either way, but my real name is Emily.

What's the point of having a website when I'm just some unknown nobody? FOR FUN. Not everything's gotta have a bigger meaning behind it alright. I like documenting my life online and having an audience is just a bonus.

So you probably saw the name of this page and was clever enough to figure it's a digital sort of diary. If you didn't think of that, I don't know why else you would've been interested enough to check it out.

THAT SAID, to get into it, just click the cats:

SUPER LONG SURVEY - SCROLL TO READ
filled out on july 10th 2021

1. Last beverage:
Monster Energy Ultra (The white can).

2. Last phone call:
To my mom last night.

3. Last song you listened to:
2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted by 2Pac and Snoop Dogg.

4. Last time you cried:
Meltdown last night.

5. Have you dated someone twice:
I've never dated.

6. Have you ever been cheated on:
Refer to the above answer.

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
Nope, unkissed,

8. Have you lost someone special:
My dog had to be put down in 2013.

9. What are your three favorite colors:
Pink, lime-green and red.

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
Nobody changes me, I change people. B)

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
Again, never kissed anyone.

12. How many kids do you want:
NONE!!!!!

13. Do you want any pets:
I have 3 cats so yea I would like to keep them.

14. Do you want to change your name:
Sometimes, I like the names Trixie and Roxanne.

15. What did you do for your last birthday:
I can't remember any of it lol.

16. What time did you wake up today:
Awoke to my alarm at 10:00.

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
COSMETIC SURGERY.

18. Last time you saw your mother:
Sometime within the past hour.

19. Most visited webpage:
YouTube probably?

20. Nicknames:
Nobody has given me a nickname.

21. Relationship status:
Single, as I should be.

22. Zodiac sign:
Capricorn.

23. Male or female:
Omg I couldn't possibly know!

24. Height:
158 cm, 5ft 2 for the imperial idiots.

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
Always.

26. Piercings:
None, I'd like a fake nosering and snakebites.

27. Tattoos:
None and never!

28. Strong or Weak:
I have strong legs but weak arms.

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:
I've never had surgery.

30. First best friend:
My big brother.

31. First sport you joined:
I played tennis in 2013.

32. First vacation:
Uhh, don't know? I had many with my dad as a kid.

33. First school:
Ballacloan.

34. First pair of trainers:
How da fuck should I know?

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes:
Eyes, I hate eye contact tho.

36. Hugs or kisses:
Hugs?

37. Shorter or taller:
I like others being taller than me because I look better from above.

38. Older or younger:
Older, I've always been the youngest of my friends.

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
Umm neither.

40. Sensitive or loud:
Both? I don't get these questions lol.

41. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship. I want to kill sex-havers tbh.

42. Shy or outgoing:
I prefer outgoing people.

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger:
No I have not.

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
No because I can't even drive yet.

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
ALL THE TIME!

46. Sex on first date:
Dafuq :D

47. Broken someone's heart:
Eh maybe idk some people are so dramatic.

48. Been arrested:
No.

49. Have you turned someone down:
Surprisingly many times.

50. Fallen for a friend:
Nope.

51. Moved out of town:
Oh yeah a bunch of times.

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles:
No, not in a spiritual sense but more coincidental.

53. Love at first sight:
Not love but definitely attraction.

54. Heaven:
Hell no. I'm not religious.

55. Santa Claus:
Santa is soo real I swear he just goes to another school.

56. Kiss on the first date:
No.

57. Angels:
Noo.

58. Yourself:
When I have a manic episode yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
Never had either ever, so no.

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
Two dead people.

61. Ever cheated on somebody:
Can't cheat if I've never committed.

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
I'd go to the 90's.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
Yeah, I don't want to be bound to someone lol. My own lane.

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
Haven't had one.

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
HAVEN'T HAD ONE.

66. Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My eldest cat.

67. Have you ever been depressed?
Clinically depressed since age 14.

68. Are you insecure?
Too insecure.

69. How do you want to die?
Fuck if I know, someway iconic.

70. Do you bite your nails?
Gross.

71. When was your last physical fight?
Maybe last year.

72. Do you have an attitude?
For sure.

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Depends, usually cut tbh.

74. Do you tan a lot?
I haven't been tan since I was 8.

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
I've eaten while my mom was driving.

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
No, these questions are tiring me.

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
There are none.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yup yup yup.

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
Plan some room ideas, arts and crafts.

80. Do you type fast?
Sonic speed.

81. Can you spell well?
Yes, like an English professor. And a Swedish professor.

82: What are you craving right now?
Money.

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
I actually had a horse as a little kid so yeah.

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I live with my family, might room with my best friend in uni.

85. What’s irritating you right now?
Pain in my fingers.

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Ya, suckz.

87. Does somebody love you?
My cats I hope.

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Yes I have.

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
White chocolate is superior.

90. Do you have trust issues?
INSANELY MANY ISSUES.

91. Longest relationship?
Approximately 0 days, 0 minutes and 0 seconds.

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
OMFG. Whoever made this survey should suffer.

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
Yeah to throw the trash out.

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not really, sometimes I think this is a simulation tho.

95. Did you have dream last night?
Yep.

96. Have you ever been out of state?
I'm not American sadly.

97. Do you play the Wii?
Haven't in several years.

98. Do you like Chinese food?
Depends on what the meal is.

99. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not necessarily the dark but what might be lurking in it.

100. Is cheating ever okay?
No, anyone who thinks it is should die.

101. What year has been your best?
2006-2012 was my greatest era in life.

102. Do you believe in true love?
I think so.

103. Favorite weather?
Sunny and warm, or pouring rain with thunder.

104. Do you like the snow?
It's pretty but I hate being in it.

105. Do you like the outside?
Depends, I like being outside but I hate wind and insects.

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No, I don't like it, it's weird.

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
No the fuck I haven't!!!!

108. What makes you happy?
Moneyyyy and my cats.

109. Ever been to Alaska?
Never left Europe.

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
NEVER LEFT EUROPE. I want to though.

111. Do you watch the news?
Rarely.

112. Do you love MTV?
MTV is shit now, all they do is play Ridiculousness.

113. Do you like Subway?
The Jared Fogle foodchain? No.

114. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
I'd edit these kinda questions out if I had the energy.

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Kill myself to cause them irreversible trauma.

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
Wanted to put it on my about page.

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
Sooo many times. Usually from school.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yea.

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
I thanked a busdriver.

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
A few friends of mine at a sleepover.

121. Ever bought condoms?
No but I've been given them for free at school, not that I need any.

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
LOL no.

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Embarrassingly yeah.

124 Have you ever missed the bus?
Couple of times but I'm usually early.

125. Have you left the house without money?
Accidentally left my card at home a few times.

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
No, that's disgusting.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
No.

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
I've never even had a sip. Waiting to turn legal.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
I actually have never seen it!

130. Have you ever been overweight?
No, underweight according to BMI at one point tho.

131. Ever been to a wedding?
As a toddler.

132. Ever been in a wedding?
No. I don't believe in marriage.

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Duplicate that by like, ten.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
Yeah, but I don't watch TV anymore really.

135. Ever kissed in the rain?
No.

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
No.

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
Haven't taken one.

138. Ever been outside your home country?
Plenty of times.

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Yeah, in Finland.

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
No professional ones but a few regular games.

141. Have you ever broken a bone?
NO but I WANTED TO SO BADLY.

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
My class won a Bible knowledge competition in 5th grade.

143. Ever get engaged?
I'm too young and I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE!!!!

144. Have you ever been on a diet?
Yes, it's called Anorexia.

145. Have you ever been on TV?
Not knowingly.

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
Who the fuck in a developed country hasn't?

147. Ever been to prom?
Not a thing here.

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Yeah, bad idea.

149 Have you ever been to a concert?
Not purposefully.

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
Never had a job.

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
A minor one in 2008.

152. Ever had braces?
From like age 14 to 15.

153. Did you ever learn another language?
I learned English and Swedish at the same time. Some Spanish in school.

154. Do you wear make-up?
Not a lot.

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
Nope.

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
No, again NO. Fucking no with the kiss and relationship questions.

157. Ever dyed your hair?
Temporary pink streaks when I was maybe 7 or 8.

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Yeah, wore my brother's clothes a lot when I was little.

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
No but one came to my house once.

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
No.

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
No but I've set off the fire alarm with smoke.

162. Ever meet someone famous?
Yep! A few times.

163. Ever been on an airplane?
On several occasions.

164. Ever been on a boat?
Almost every summer I've taken the ferry to Finland.

165. Ever broken something expensive?
Yeah.......

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
Omg no.

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
I've found money and rings.